Dad can fix it

No matter what you have that is broken or messed up, you can take it to my parents' home and get it fixed. You can read Kasey's blog about Mother cleaning her light gray tennis shoes and ironing the wrinkles out of Gretchen and Robbie's clothes. But she didn't mention Dad! Dad has the answer for any kind of skin disorder.....if it itches or there's a rash or any such thing.....Dad will pull out his latest cream. It may be Horseman's Dream Cream or Aloe Vera, but it is the latest and greatest cream in the world and will fix what ails you. Suppose it isn't your skin...what if you have a handle coming off of a really cute Americana garbage can.......Dad to the rescue. He has his golf club glue that will fix anything. If it breaks again, you can be sure it will be in a different place than where he fixed. All of this works really well in our favor.....however, do NOT tell him that drinking enough water will not cure any and all diseases. He is certain it would even cure AIDS.....