Dad can fix it

No matter what you have that is broken or messed up, you can take it to my parents' home and get it fixed. You can read Kasey's blog about Mother cleaning her light gray tennis shoes and ironing the wrinkles out of Gretchen and Robbie's clothes. But she didn't mention Dad! Dad has the answer for any kind of skin disorder.....if it itches or there's a rash or any such thing.....Dad will pull out his latest cream. It may be Horseman's Dream Cream or Aloe Vera, but it is the latest and greatest cream in the world and will fix what ails you. Suppose it isn't your skin...what if you have a handle coming off of a really cute Americana garbage can.......Dad to the rescue. He has his golf club glue that will fix anything. If it breaks again, you can be sure it will be in a different place than where he fixed. All of this works really well in our favor.....however, do NOT tell him that drinking enough water will not cure any and all diseases. He is certain it would even cure AIDS.....

Blogging

Well, here I am again. I really need to post something here because if I don't I will be scolded by my younger daughter. So, let's see....what shall I post tonight? How about I think I'm tired and want to go to bed? That sounds like a good idea to me. A quick family story before I call it a night. Nope, I have a better idea....how about a few more punch lines.....ya'll can fill in the blanks:
What typer writer?
If you don't shut up I'll stick a fork in your hand too!!!
He WILL talk to you BEFORE we leave Burger King, I bet you!!!
You shouldn't have DDT'd him!!!!
I'm just a tiny girl!

My next post will be whenever Kasey makes me post and it will be about whatever I want to type about.........

OK, SO I DIDN'T GET BACK WITH THE NEXT POST

I have been duly scolded by my younger child. She informed me that I cannot now, or ever, leave a comment like I did day before yesterday about what I was going to post yesterday and not do it. Well, I think I proved her wrong quite well......what do you think Ash?
[Side bar: How long are we all going to clear everything with Ash before we know it's spelled correctly??]
Anyway, all I said was there are more stories than the one about Aunt Sis. My grandchildren LOVE for Robbie and I to get together and tell old family stories. Levi was actually rolling on the floor laughing and yelling....."Stop it, I can't breathe, you're killing me!" We, of course, did not stop. If we are going to tell all the family stories, this blog will go well into the next century. But I do think one or two every now and then would be kind of nice.

Since I'm in a hurry, I will give you a few punch lines and you can fill in the rest:

Cozi Belvet....hehehe
Alright, Hello old devil.......hahaha
For me, you shouldn't have.....HAHAHAHA
If that would have been her name I'd a been in there.........hehehe Hahaha
Yes, it means attractive and lovely......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I will WANT to be blind when I wake up?????? HEHEHEHEHEHE
When I finish puking you better be gone......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok, I've done my part, someone else can fill in the blanks and I'll come up with some more.